Office Appropriate?

So I got an order for a batch of birthday cards that SHOULD be office appropriate.  As you might notice, I had a tough time leaving my snark out of it, but let me show you what I have so far.  Only a few of these will make it into my shop because let's face it, office appropriate is just not as fun as, well, office inappropriate ;)

Inside: Everyone else gets cards.  Happy birthday!

Inside:  That's what they're saying anyway.  So..happy birthday!

Inside:  and now we get to celebrate!  Happy Birthday!

Inside: Wishing you a very happy birthday and many more to come.

Inside:  Because where would we be without you?  Happy Birthday!

Inside:  especially when you turn on the light!  Happy Birthday!

Inside:  Not in this card, though.  Happy birthday!

Inside:  At least until you leave the office!  Happy Birthday!

Today is a Gift

Today is a gift, that's why they call it the present.  So...that's the best present you could ask for, right?

Inside:  That's your present.  Happy Birthday!

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A Birthday Note

It would be really nice of you to write a birthday song for your friends on their birthdays.  No?  How about a birthday note?  No?  How about a sixteenth of a note?  Yeah, I think we're onto something now.

Inside:  but I could only finish a sixteenth of a note.  Happy birthday!

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You do?

Marriage is hard, so why do people do it?  I'd really like to know before I ever take the plunge...yikes.

Inside:  Congratulations

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