Who says we have to be happy on our birthdays? It's just another day, the day that reminds us all that life is flying by quicker than we can accomplish anything we dreamed of doing as a child. And no, I have not yet starred in a mentos commercial, or gone on a date with Zack Morris. And that's what I'll be thinking on my birthday, when everyone is demanding I be happy.
You must've done something this year to upset Santa...run a red light, maybe? Lie to a friend? Call in sick when you were really home watching Full House reruns and drinking wine straight out of the bottle?